Teacher: Why don’t you turn pictures in?!

Me: I’m unphotogenetic and don’t have much of a social life outside of school?

I went to reply to this message all sexy and junk and my only thought was ‘my fingers are really cold. It’s cold in my room. I should put them in your shirt to warm them up.’ and no stop brain that’s not hot.

Stop. No. You’re not helping.

-goes on website- -sees ‘employment link’-

“Print out. Fill out. And bring it with you when you visit.”

So.. My mental picture for a young boy ‘as white as snow and as red as blood’ might be way different then what you picture.

So..The video for ‘Bacteria Contamination gave me nightmares.

This brush set kinda reminds me of dying markers…

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Tablet. Stop it. I don’t know why you’re doing this but stop it.

I don’t remember how to make my brushes the way they were…

IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND THEN that’s perfectly okay because everybody has their own taste.

Mp3. Laptop. We need to have a discussion about your marital problems. It’s affecting others.

I’m going to bed. I’m tired and have decided I really don’t want to work on the booklet..

Fuck it. I’ll take my laptop to school tomorrow or some shit.

Why isn’t there a Hard Core Netflix Experience option? It’s either Normal or For Kids. I want Hard Core.

Ha. Saved by bed Time.

Now to work on this fucking booklet!

I wish to know why the hell the teacher thought it would be funny to make a 5 page booklet a group project?!?! Or even to do a booklet in the first place!!